let’s just ban marriage entirely
no one can get married
we get drunk and hold giant orgies in the streets instead
equality
*Condoms for everyone….lets wash up for the orgy*
The word orgy is so outdated. We call them genital jamborees now.
(Source: rexuality, via howtobehappyagain)
the-idjit-who-died-every-tuesday:
said every shipper
(Source: zoeyactress, via howtobehappyagain)
My goal in life is to be this kind of parent.
I think it’s everyone’s
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#1 New York Times Bestseller John Green vs. fearless squirrel
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Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events”
IM GOING TO GO CRY IN THE CORNER NOW GOODBYE
WHEN I WAS LITTLE I REMEMBER WONDERING WHY HE SAID THAT BC LIKE WP WAS BEATRICE BUT I ALWAYS KNEW DEEP DOWN
I ALWAYS KNEW
(Source: douja, via howtobehappyagain)
THIS IS NOT RELATED TO MY BLOG AND I AM SORRY BUT I CANNOT SCROLL PAST SHELDON AS DR. FRANKENFURTER
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